[If she'd hung up on him right then, he would've called her back over and over until she either answered or took her battery out and then whenever she turned the phone back on, there'd be a hundred annoying messages from him.
Because drunk Raleigh needs a leash but his leash is off having a threesome with jaeger flies so. Sorry Jaz.]
[Fighting kaiju in Spanish, that's fucking awesome too! He should work on his Spanish, it's really not that great, nowhere near as good as his Japanese.]
Really? Give her a hug for us tomorrow, okay? Pretend I'm air hugging you right now too. Okay? You better be, Jaz I'll know if you aren't.
[ But okay, okay, she's laughing, she's totally laughing and rolling
her eyes because seriously he is an idiot and she misses her stupid,
idiot brother. ]
[At least, he's pretty sure they're still in the same city they just saved. He doesn't remember getting in a car and going anywhere but he is not a reliable source right now.]
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[If she'd hung up on him right then, he would've called her back over and over until she either answered or took her battery out and then whenever she turned the phone back on, there'd be a hundred annoying messages from him.
Because drunk Raleigh needs a leash but his leash is off having a threesome with jaeger flies so. Sorry Jaz.]
Did Mom see? What'd she say?
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[ She kind of has to laugh because yeah they even overrode the goddamn spanish channel. ]
Said she was proud.
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Really? Give her a hug for us tomorrow, okay? Pretend I'm air hugging you right now too. Okay? You better be, Jaz I'll know if you aren't.
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You're such an idiot.
[ But okay, okay, she's laughing, she's totally laughing and rolling her eyes because seriously he is an idiot and she misses her stupid, idiot brother. ]
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[He's fist pumping right now. To literally no one but himself but who cares.]
God, I am so wasted.
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[ God you're such a jackass. Jaz is still laughing though, because yes Raleigh, you are fucking blasted out of your mind. ]
So where are you?
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[At least, he's pretty sure they're still in the same city they just saved. He doesn't remember getting in a car and going anywhere but he is not a reliable source right now.]
I lost Yancy. Boobs got him.
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Boobs-- Jesus, Rals. You should probably go save him.
[ WHAT IF HE GETS SUCKED INTO THE BOOBS? ]
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I'm just one man, Jaz. There's no hope for him now. Especially cause they were redheads.
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Oh God.
[ He's done for. ]
Make good choices, you two.
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[Boobs stealing brothers, remember?]
I don't have any condoms though, so I'm pretty lame tonight.