[ God you're such a jackass. Jaz is still laughing though, because yes Raleigh, you are fucking blasted out of your mind. ]
So where are you?
Boobs-- Jesus, Rals. You should probably go save him.
[ WHAT IF HE GETS SUCKED INTO THE BOOBS? ]
Oh God.
[ He's done for. ]
Make good choices, you two.
Other options:
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[ God you're such a jackass. Jaz is still laughing though, because yes Raleigh, you are fucking blasted out of your mind. ]
So where are you?
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[At least, he's pretty sure they're still in the same city they just saved. He doesn't remember getting in a car and going anywhere but he is not a reliable source right now.]
I lost Yancy. Boobs got him.
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Boobs-- Jesus, Rals. You should probably go save him.
[ WHAT IF HE GETS SUCKED INTO THE BOOBS? ]
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I'm just one man, Jaz. There's no hope for him now. Especially cause they were redheads.
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Oh God.
[ He's done for. ]
Make good choices, you two.
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[Boobs stealing brothers, remember?]
I don't have any condoms though, so I'm pretty lame tonight.