[Raleigh is not just drunk. He's completely wasted. But that's what happens after you take down your first kaiju ever, with a freaking cane, did you see that? Yance, remember how awesome we are? HEY EVERYONE, A SHOT FOR AWESOME ME AND YANCY ARE
He's lost track of how many he's had by now, more than a dozen and he's always been pretty shitty at counting his own drinks anyway, that's Yancy's job and he lost Yancy sometime around jaeger flies number five and six sniffing around him and that's cool, have fun Yancy, don't cry to Raleigh when you get the crabs ow stop hitting me I'm your best co-pilot!
Somehow he gets it into his head to call his sister. Did she see the news? Did she see what they did? They killed a kaiju, bailed out the other jaeger team entirely and saved the entire city of San Diego. How awesome is that? So he's pulling out his phone and after a few fumbles, the phone's ringing and when she picks up--]
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He's lost track of how many he's had by now, more than a dozen and he's always been pretty shitty at counting his own drinks anyway, that's Yancy's job and he lost Yancy sometime around jaeger flies number five and six sniffing around him and that's cool, have fun Yancy, don't cry to Raleigh when you get the crabs ow stop hitting me I'm your best co-pilot!
Somehow he gets it into his head to call his sister. Did she see the news? Did she see what they did? They killed a kaiju, bailed out the other jaeger team entirely and saved the entire city of San Diego. How awesome is that? So he's pulling out his phone and after a few fumbles, the phone's ringing and when she picks up--]
JAAAAAAAAZ!