[Do not... call yourself his daddy. That's weird. It's not cool, it's weird.
Suddenly Raleigh wishes that the box of condoms had taken out his eye because then they would be focusing on that and not on this. And he really doesn't want to go back to when Yancy caught him and Chuck on the couch because that was grade A embarrassing and not funny and shut up, Yancy, get out you sick fucker.]
Yeah, fine we make out sometimes. She doesn't want to date me. Nothing else is gonna happen.
[Things Raleigh Becket worries about: whether the girl he makes out with wants to be his girlfriend so they can do more stuff together. Because that actually matters to him.]
the same horrible reason i do :c
Suddenly Raleigh wishes that the box of condoms had taken out his eye because then they would be focusing on that and not on this. And he really doesn't want to go back to when Yancy caught him and Chuck on the couch because that was grade A embarrassing and not funny and shut up, Yancy, get out you sick fucker.]
Yeah, fine we make out sometimes. She doesn't want to date me. Nothing else is gonna happen.
[Things Raleigh Becket worries about: whether the girl he makes out with wants to be his girlfriend so they can do more stuff together. Because that actually matters to him.]