[ Why would anyone want to defend themselves from getting laid? ]
Alcohol. [ She mutters into his shirt, and it hurts even to talk. ] ...the other one was good. [ ...Imagine that, they really had sex. But she's going to need ice for bruised parts -- getting that enthusiastic during her first time isn't a good idea, no matter what trashy romance novels say. ]
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Alcohol. [ She mutters into his shirt, and it hurts even to talk. ] ...the other one was good. [ ...Imagine that, they really had sex. But she's going to need ice for bruised parts -- getting that enthusiastic during her first time isn't a good idea, no matter what trashy romance novels say. ]
Unngh.