[ He's chuckling when the toothbrush pelts him on the chest ( come on, bro, that was in your mouth, yuck ) and he picks it up like a good older brother before holding it back out, bristle-side first. ] I hope you don't kiss Chuck with that mouth if you toss your toothbrush so casually at people.

[ He knows you aren't. He's just making sure you come prepared because Chuck Hansen is as aggressive as they come even if she's still in high school and let's face it, Raleigh, she kind of has you whipped. ]

I already have a box of my own, kid. [ It's not even deadpan. It's just smug. ] By the way, you might want to check one on yourself. If those are too loose, they're pretty much useless.