open IC inbox ;

[raleighs]

you know the drill. text it, leave a voicemail, snapchat, don't be that dick who calls and doesn't leave a message

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[suicidemission]

[ calls and hangs up immediately ]

[raleighs]

[he hates you so much :|

but he's calling you back because knowing you, you're like in rio and stranded]

[suicidemission]

[ fucking LIES he's not in rio

he's in cabo ]

[oceanfloor]

[raleighs]

your dog is stupidly cute

[oceanfloor]

right?? i was trying to teach him tricks, but "play dead" just looks like this

whatsapp;

[fissions]

It will be very cold today. Did you wear your sweater?

[raleighs]

[did he wear a sweater do you know who you are talking to]

is that a rhetorical question?

[fissions]

[ SHE SOMETIMES WORRIES B| ]

Maybe. I borrowed one of yours today.

whatsapp;

[fissions]

Thank you for the chocolate. I have finished it.

[raleighs]

thanks for sharing :P

text

[hellofist]

<3

[raleighs]

:)

text.

[bigdrop]

out of oj

2/3

[bigdrop]

do me a favor and stop by the mart after school?

[bigdrop]

hey, and pick up some condoms and a banana. thanks

text + attachment.jpg

[retributively]

please don't be mad, it was a very good knifehead cosplay

[raleighs]

...

[bigdrop]

[ raleigh's phone was swiped and now yancy's contact name is listed as YANCALICIOUS ]

[raleighs]

[you are 100% unfunny yancy]

you spelled moron wrong

photo

[bigdrop]

[ after this conversation; sent while raleigh's still at school: ]



bought you something

ilu

[raleighs]

is it chocolate?

that babies thing

[bombers]

don't panic.
but where is the hospital bag.

this is.... sporty college au

[raleighs]

in the closet

[raleighs]

WAIT ARE YOU HAVING THE BABY NOW?